In our new Twitter Noise updates, we tune out the fuzz of social media in order to bring you only the most essential and amusing tidbits.
So, unless you’ve been sleeping under a rock, you’ll already know Coachella’s going down right now and as usual all sorts of shit is popping off. Let’s start with the obvious shall we…
Madonna and Drake clearly organised some publicity stunt kiss to go with Madge’s “Surprise!” appearance at his Coachella performance. Then, as the internet exploded. this news was followed very swiftly indeed by the announcement of a new forthcoming tour from the man. (Who else is suspicious?)
Tyler, The Creator says “Fuck You” to Kardashian sister Kendall Jenner whilst on stage performing. Then she flipped him the bird…
He also posted this about Cara Delvinge. Models getting a hard time! Perhaps with the release of his new album he’s upping the anti on his controversial tweets…
In other news beyond the Californian desert, apparently the Black Eyed Peas are planning a comeback in 2015…
Happy Mondays maraca-shaker Bez threw a big political rally/rave for his We Are The Reality Party at the old Granada Studios warehouse, only to have Ed Miliband steal his spot two days later… Copycat!
And finally, as ever, Kanye is preaching to the choir. We’ll leave you with these latest pearls of wisdom…
Words @geena_pellant










